Jeremy

• Birthday: January 29, 1979
• Height: 5′11″
• Favorite Kitten Color: Black

A hundred internet years ago, Jeremy made a website. This was a dangerous thing to do in Indianapolis, where new-fangled technology is met with fear and flaming pitchforks from the locals. Luckily, Jeremy is a quiet type who keeps to himself like some undiscovered serial killer, so they haven’t figured out that he is the monster who made this site. He attracts surreal and humiliating situations like a doomed magnet of human sorrow.

Amanda

• Birthday: September 23, 1979
• Height: 5′7″
• Favorite Flower: Magnolia

Amanda can normally be found in Ohio where she manages to keep from going to school or having a “real” job by being a freelance artist. Yes, she happily takes commissions over the Internet. Email or Instant Message her right now to order some sort of art from her. She is pretty flexible and sells things at a comparitively low price. When she’s not trying to earn money that way, Amanda can be found playing with ferrets and helping around this site. 

Billy

• Birthday: March 1, 1981
• Height: 6′1″
• Favorite Smell: Play Doh

Billy is a man of action and ideas. He enjoys exchanging emails with business-people in order to get a variety of potential projects under way and in order to get a variety of free items and perks that he feels a humor writer is entitled to. He also enjoys making music and writing scripts for films and also watching wrestling. He seems to be the most adult of us all. Especially in that shady, seedy kind of way.

XV

• Birthday: April 15, 1977
• Height: 6′ 
• Favorite Animal: anteater

XVBones is from Long Island, home to the eponymous Iced Tea but not to the rapper Ice T who probably lives somewhere else. XV is a man who likes to keep us guessing. When not writing, he can be found wrapped around a video game shunning real life, Internet life, and personal hygiene in equal measure. But that tendency toward dangerous addictions combines quite nicely with his high-strung personality.