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Mon, 2/11/09 – 12:20 | 5 Comments

You know, I’ve known of OMGJeremy and his happy little webpage of unbelievable, soul-sucking doom for some time now. At first, it was used as a little slice of inter-pie where he stored all of …

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Contest Time: Penn and Teller B.S. Season 6 DVD
Thu, 7/05/09 – 8:06 | 25 Comments
Contest Time: Penn and Teller B.S. Season 6 DVD

Yesterday I got a nice little package containing 2 DVDs that I am supposed to give away to you fine people. Far be it from me to deny these my mysterious benefactors this wish, so …

Thank God For Homeless People: The Human iPod
Wed, 6/05/09 – 6:26 | One Comment
Thank God For Homeless People: The Human iPod

So last week while I was in Buffalo for a week of adventure and thrift store tours, I had one of those moments that you only get to have once in a lifetime:
I had a …

That Time of the Month? Understand Menstruation Better With A Cracked Out Animation
Mon, 4/05/09 – 5:00 | 2 Comments
That Time of the Month? Understand Menstruation Better With A Cracked Out Animation

It’s probably bad that I’ll never be able to hear a girl say she’s on her period without hearing that damn song, but it was worth it.

Spend The Weekend With Billy: The Things We Do For Love
Sat, 2/05/09 – 2:00 | 5 Comments
Spend The Weekend With Billy: The Things We Do For Love

I was asked to write another article chronicling the highlights of my week…so I take it the first one wasn’t a complete failure and at least 10 people or so read it.  This week I …

House Decoration For People Who Just Don’t Give A Shit: Masturbating Dinosaurs
Fri, 1/05/09 – 6:17 | 2 Comments
House Decoration For People Who Just Don’t Give A Shit: Masturbating Dinosaurs

In what has to be this week’s single best purchasable item on the Internet, the Masturbating Dinosaur wall plaque is here to tell any guest that comes in your house; “Yes, I have a plaque …

Tired Of Cleaning Dog Hair? How About Wearing It?
Thu, 30/04/09 – 14:10 | No Comment
Tired Of Cleaning Dog Hair? How About Wearing It?

I will readily admit that I often wear my cat’s hair, but it’s certainly not on purpose. It’s just that my cat has the uncanny ability to shed her weight in fur wherever he lays …

Up For A Monkey Buffet? How About Camel Wrestling? The World’s Weirdest Festivals
Tue, 28/04/09 – 12:35 | No Comment
Up For A Monkey Buffet? How About Camel Wrestling? The World’s Weirdest Festivals

We love us some festivals around here. There really isn’t anything quite like a good festival, as no one event on Earth combines 70s cover bands, stank hillbillies, and elephant ears better than they often …

Sega Asks Us If We Are 32Xing. We Say No
Mon, 27/04/09 – 12:00 | One Comment
Sega Asks Us If We Are 32Xing. We Say No

The 32x was an abysmal failure for Sega, and possibly the most high profile game console…thing to ever fail on such a grand scale. At the end of it’s half a year life cycle, the …