Retardead. Just say it out loud a few times and let that sink in. It means that someone made a movie about Play-Doh eating retarded people that get turned into flesh-eating zombified people, …

All right, let’s get this shit over with. I’ve been rather sick all week, resulting in long periods of time where I simply don’t want to do anything except lay on my bed and occasionally …

I originally saw this movie a couple of years ago when I went to Tampa, and a friend showed it to me. They had told me before how awful it was, but I didn’t quite …

Hey guys, sorry that I missed a few weeks of articles. I just picked up this new game World of Warcraft, maybe you’ve heard of it? Anyway, I’ve spent the last week or …

I am one of those people who likes to test the limits of their endurance. I call it character building but I am pretty sure it is just some sick form of self torture. One …

Happy Holidays, gang! I was looking and looking for some horrible movie to review for today, and I had all about given up until I remembered that one of my friends had a copy of …

Ah hentai, will you ever cease to amaze me?
I say this because today’s review has not only reassured me that hentai is the most sadly humorous form of entertainment ever created, but also because this …

This film is like a drunken mailman with diarrhea. It doesn’t deliver, and what it does attempt to deliver is covered in shit.

This is a first for me, ladies and gentlemen. Normally, I’m fairly good at judging a movie by it’s box, and I have managed to avoid a movie that ends up being too awful for …

Very rarely do I make a DVD purchase just based on the front cover. In fact, I have only put my faith in a film based on the cover-art twice, the first time being …

One of the worst horror movies ever, or one of the BEST? No..no, it’s definitely nowhere near the best…or being good…or even average. Yeah it’s the worst ever.

The second part of the never-ending Hell that is F3 gets far more words devoted to it than it deserves in this week’s hentai review.