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Guide To Making A Shitty NES Game
Wednesday, 27 May, 2009 – 10:00 | 2 Comments
Guide To Making A Shitty NES Game

Take a look at the tools you need to make your very own terrible NES game. Why would you want to make a terrible NES game in 2009? To torment us.

Guide to Ninja Survival
Wednesday, 29 Apr, 2009 – 8:43 | No Comment
Guide to Ninja Survival

Listen close. The following will save your putrid, unwashed skin. Ninjas are the unparalleled masters of all forms of the martial arts. They can stick to walls, and possess strange, shadowy magic that can render their black, shadowy forms invisible. Learn to survive it inside.

Guide to Being Emo
Sunday, 5 Apr, 2009 – 9:23 | One Comment
Guide to Being Emo

For all the various groups that have been screaming for attention in the last five or so years, like the goths, the anime kids, and even the damn furries, few have been as vocal, or numerous, as the emo crowd. Represented by virtually your basic teen and College student everywhere, emo kids are easily identified as the people you will most likely mistake as a depressed homeless person.

Guide to Being An Anime Fangirl
Sunday, 22 Mar, 2009 – 8:06 | 8 Comments
Guide to Being An Anime Fangirl

Know a anime fangirl? I’m sure you do. But what exactly makes her the way she is? In this guide, we’ll show you what it takes to hoist yourself upon the masses and annoy everyone within 150 feet with how to be an anime fangirl. From how to talk online to friends, to what to wear, we have you covered.

Guide to Shopping At A Hardware Store
Tuesday, 24 Feb, 2009 – 13:12 | One Comment
Guide to Shopping At A Hardware Store

Feeling like going down to your local hardware store but have absolutely no idea what you need or where to look for it? Well here’s your chance to finally know exactly how to prepare yourself for the trip.

Guide to Seducing Anyone
Friday, 20 Feb, 2009 – 14:40 | No Comment
Guide to Seducing Anyone

If there is one thing we have learned growing up, it’s that there are many different types of people in society, and that you either mock them, join them, or respect them. They may seem …

Guide to Fetishes
Thursday, 12 Feb, 2009 – 11:29 | 2 Comments
Guide to Fetishes

All of us have our own kinky things we enjoy in the bedroom, but what happens when those kinks go way, way too far? Or what if you think you may be into something that you’re not sure exists? Find your answer in here.

Guide to Southern Living
Thursday, 5 Feb, 2009 – 21:25 | One Comment
Guide to Southern Living

The Deep South, the Dirty South, the Confederate States of America…whatever extremely dated / foolish-sounding name you use for it, the South has long been a land of oddness. Being a man that lives …