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The Eight Layers of Hell: Furcadia
Friday, 24 Apr, 2009 – 9:45 | 10 Comments
The Eight Layers of Hell: Furcadia

“What is it?” you’re probably asking as you close the door and open a new browser window. Why It’s none other than Furcadia – an online game that lets you take on the role of an animal and interact with others in a series of dream worlds. Sound hot? Oh man, just wait.

Ugliness Redefined: Community Game Box Art Reviews; Slime Volleyball Edition
Saturday, 11 Apr, 2009 – 7:17 | 4 Comments
Ugliness Redefined: Community Game Box Art Reviews; Slime Volleyball Edition

This week we catch up with a slew of new covers to take a look at. Will the streak of badness continue? Or will we actually get a cover that doesn’t make us embarrassed to look at?

Celebrate April Fools With Old Lamepro
Wednesday, 1 Apr, 2009 – 7:11 | 2 Comments
Celebrate April Fools With Old Lamepro

So the Internet is currently collapsing in on itself once again in a bid for everyone to get their shitty April Fools joke on it. We won’t be doing that today, but we do have …

A Look At Early License Misuse: The Real Ghostbusters
Sunday, 29 Mar, 2009 – 15:13 | One Comment
A Look At Early License Misuse: The Real Ghostbusters

Licensing in games has always been viewed as sort of a Holy Grail type of game for Publishers. Not only is it a known entity that requires zero hype just to make people recognize what …

Ugliness Redefined: Community Game Box Art Reviews; Poop Slug Edition
Sunday, 29 Mar, 2009 – 15:02 | One Comment
Ugliness Redefined: Community Game Box Art Reviews; Poop Slug Edition

Garrett the Slug

What It Looks Like:
There was this old Cinemax horror movie that would always come on at like 3AM in the morning, and at one point a pile of turd mutated itself into a …

A Long, Unorganized, and Biased History of Wrestling Games: Part 1
Thursday, 26 Mar, 2009 – 8:05 | 4 Comments
A Long, Unorganized, and Biased History of Wrestling Games: Part 1

Wrestling through the ages. Well, the Atari and NES at least. Take a trip back in time when the most advanced move you could do in a wrestling game was run.

Never Sleep Again: Pikachoo Man
Sunday, 22 Mar, 2009 – 8:47 | 3 Comments
Never Sleep Again: Pikachoo Man

In what has to be the most frightening thing gaming has produced since cross-dressing Chun Li cosplay, Pikachoo man suddenly appears to make us all scream like a dog that just got kicked in the …

When Magazine Covers Go Bad
Wednesday, 18 Mar, 2009 – 10:37 | No Comment
When Magazine Covers Go Bad

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Remember when any games that came out for the N64 in it’s first few months on the shelves were considered “greatest game ever” by more than a few magazines? No matter what …