Thinking about getting a pet? Already have one and regret the decision? Look inside to get help on both potentially awful situations.

Readily remembered as one of the worst games ever released on the NES, Billy comes to the rescue. Informing you of every reason why you shouldn’t tread lightly around this overlooked NES masterpiece.

The second part of the never-ending Hell that is F3 gets far more words devoted to it than it deserves in this week’s hentai review.

Can’t find the perfect game for that nephew you just can’t stand? Want to piss off your friends with a gift that screams “I didn’t even try or care”? Well look no further.

Strange medical practices fascinate me. Not only are most absolutely ridiculous, but also knowing that many were in wide use at some point is just mind blowing. To see that such crazy assed shit was considered the de facto way to cure illnesses at one point is almost frightening. Check out a few in here.

We remember Jacko with a look at his finest, and most obscure video game appearance: I’m Sorry.

Amanda takes a detailed and slightly frightening look back at one of the finest children’s shows ever created with the hope that Steve Burns will find it and marry her.

Think you got it bad with an ugly old Xbox 360? Things have been a hell of a lot worse. So sit back and take a trip back in time to see modern gamings worst design offenses.