Valentine’s Day is once again upon us, so the seemingly endless stream of nasty-assed Valentine’s candy and a bunch of pink is about to flood our collective senses. I, personally, hate Valentine’s day. Probably because …

An undersexed girl in a generic sci-fi anime hentai movie? Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Even if you have, we’re gonna look at episode 2 of Tokio Private Police to see just how many sex scenes can be fit into the most generic setting ever.

There’s this thing called sledding that people sometimes do when it gets cold enough to freeze your dog solid and a few inches of snow happens to be covering the ground. Perhaps you’ve heard of …

The Deep South, the Dirty South, the Confederate States of America…whatever extremely dated / foolish-sounding name you use for it, the South has long been a land of oddness. Being a man that lives …

Those Horrible Sticky Baby Things Make Me Frown
Human babies are not pretty things. Ever. They dribble, goo, spit up, stink outrageously, and make ear-shattering screech-noises at all hours of the day. Their heads are enormous …

A few days ago, I was taken (mostly against my will), by a few of my friends, to play a nifty little game called “Paintball”. Paintball, for those of you who are much smarter than …

I think there is nothing more absolutely mysterious in every way about how something functions than a relationship between two humans. I mean, you can deal with animal relationships, as those are relatively simple; Female …