Or; a Friend in Need Is a Friend Until You Throw Them Out In Anger and Never Speak To Them Again

You should be an action hero. I’m not fucking with you. You should be an action hero right now, seriously, because people love heroes and nobody loves you. People dedicate zip codes to heroes. Nobody …

The literary world is rich and full of wonder. I know that we are all avid readers of fine books and voracious readers of fine periodicals and delicious websites dedicated to offering fine journalism such …

I am one of those people who likes to test the limits of their endurance. I call it character building but I am pretty sure it is just some sick form of self torture. One …

Santa Claus knows how to live. He has a wonderfully cozy home in the Land of Igloos, unlimited cookie access, and Mrs. Claus makes him a Christmas Dinner almost every night. He doesn’t really have …

There’s this thing called sledding that people sometimes do when it gets cold enough to freeze your dog solid and a few inches of snow happens to be covering the ground. Perhaps you’ve heard of …

Happy Holidays, gang! I was looking and looking for some horrible movie to review for today, and I had all about given up until I remembered that one of my friends had a copy of …

Before actually working at a party supply store, I was unaware that there are party supplies for EVERYTHING. I had previously been under the notion that people weren’t so stupid that they would need to …