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Max Skate Bike Commercial Far More Awesome Than Max Skate Bike
Saturday, 4 Jul, 2009 – 15:04 | 3 Comments
Max Skate Bike Commercial Far More Awesome Than Max Skate Bike

One can only wonder how you can have a commercial so awesome, but somehow have a product so bad. Cops flying through glass windows, cops on skateboards, and a horrible Michael Jackson lookalike. What more …

This Week’s “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” News Story
Friday, 3 Jul, 2009 – 20:03 | One Comment
This Week’s “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” News Story

Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed.
The women who spiked the twins’ drinks are thought to be members of an organised crime …

Quick List: Michael Jackson Video Countdown
Tuesday, 30 Jun, 2009 – 10:04 | 5 Comments
Quick List: Michael Jackson Video Countdown

Like the rest of the world, we good people of OMGJ were shocked to the core at the passing of Michael Jackson.  We have thrown away all of our projects, we have turned a blind …

The Best English On The Worst Toy Ever
Monday, 29 Jun, 2009 – 10:05 | 2 Comments
The Best English On The Worst Toy Ever

During my time in the retail world, I’d have to say the strangest store I’ve worked at would be Another Universe. For a while, it seemed all we stocked was polystyrene statues of Pirates, Skeletons, …

Spend The Weekend With Billy: Sex And Potato Bakes
Friday, 26 Jun, 2009 – 17:00 | 20 Comments
Spend The Weekend With Billy: Sex And Potato Bakes

There Goes the Neighborhood
So, we have now met both of our upstairs neighbors.
We met the woman who lives up there pretty soon after moving in.  The usual not-quite-right but not insane sort of girl that …

Lego Land Will Never Be The Same
Friday, 26 Jun, 2009 – 14:54 | 4 Comments
Lego Land Will Never Be The Same

A brief shoutout and congratulaions to our good friend Mandy, who just beat out most of the nation to land a job as Master Builder at Lego Land in San Diego:
The Model Builder Search began …

When Gang Fights Go Bad: Choreographed Edition
Monday, 22 Jun, 2009 – 11:18 | No Comment
When Gang Fights Go Bad: Choreographed Edition

If I were caught in the middle of this, I’m not sure I’d be completely terrified, or just mildly amused. Either way, nothing good comes from choreographed gang fights.

Get Thin At The Fields of the Loss of Weight
Thursday, 18 Jun, 2009 – 11:21 | 2 Comments
Get Thin At The Fields of the Loss of Weight

I’m mostly posting this as a sort of anomaly, as I have no clue how seriously you can take something like this. It’s not so much that the idea of a fat camp for adults …