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This Is Why Halloween Is Awesome

Submitted by Jeremy on Friday, 23 October 20094 Comments

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This was spotted in a park close to my house. It’s basically the equivalent of a haunted house shanty. The place was called Pandemonium In The Park, and was covered with all sorts of fourth grade caliber Halloween art. If this place would have been open I would have totally went through. Between all the Christmas creep in stores, and all the religious people around here demanding to have “Hallelujah Parties” instead of Halloween Parties, this was the best thing I’ve seen all month.

4 Comments »

Amanda said:

This is the first I have heard of Hallelujah Parties. Do Christians really have to poop all over EVERYTHING??

- 24 October 2009 at 3:47 pm

Sicarius said:

We’re like pidgeons seeing a freshly washed car.

- 24 October 2009 at 11:19 pm

Sicarius said:

Also we seem to be unable to spell. Pigeons dammit.

- 25 October 2009 at 12:07 pm

Travis said:

Christians go out of their way to ruin everything. If it were up to them all our holidas would be running around dunking our nutsacks into jesus’ anal cavity.

- 25 October 2009 at 4:03 pm