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Get Ready For Halloween With The Pumpkin Dance
Friday, 30 Oct, 2009 – 11:28 | 4 Comments
Get Ready For Halloween With The Pumpkin Dance

Whatever the man in this video is doing, we can all rest assured that we will not see anything close to being this scary or disturbing this weekend.

Humpday Gaming: Top Moments In Games That Almost Made Me Piss Myself
Wednesday, 28 Oct, 2009 – 10:04 | 3 Comments
Humpday Gaming: Top Moments In Games That Almost Made Me Piss Myself

I seem to have a thing where games scare me far more than movies do. I’ve never been the biggest person to scare easily watching most movies, as I’m constantly more interested in looking for …

Game Review: Saw
Wednesday, 28 Oct, 2009 – 10:03 | No Comment
Game Review: Saw

No doubt you have already covered yourself as if you were in the first row of a Gallagher show, because you expect some shit to be flung around all over this article. Well, we’re …

Nightmare Monster Diseases
Monday, 26 Oct, 2009 – 10:03 | One Comment
Nightmare Monster Diseases

There’s nothing more terrifying than having something kill you slowly from the inside. Here are some of the worst ways possible to go. (WARNING: Graphic)

This Is Why Halloween Is Awesome
Friday, 23 Oct, 2009 – 14:12 | 4 Comments
This Is Why Halloween Is Awesome

This was spotted in a park close to my house. It’s basically the equivalent of a haunted house shanty. The place was called Pandemonium In The Park, and was covered with all sorts of fourth …

Movie Review: Paranormal Activity
Friday, 23 Oct, 2009 – 11:50 | 7 Comments
Movie Review: Paranormal Activity

This film is like a drunken mailman with diarrhea. It doesn’t deliver, and what it does attempt to deliver is covered in shit.

Humpday Halloween Gaming: Dark Chambers With A Dash Of Gremlins
Wednesday, 21 Oct, 2009 – 10:03 | 2 Comments
Humpday Halloween Gaming: Dark Chambers With A Dash Of Gremlins

Well hello their ghouls and ghosts! It is I! The Gravekeeper to frighten you with even more terrible games for the Halloween season! Along with more cheap scare tactics than a bad Sam Raimi rip-off …

A Quick Guide To Death
Monday, 19 Oct, 2009 – 10:04 | No Comment
A Quick Guide To Death

As funny as death is, it also has a serious side. Many questions arise when one is faced with the great beyond. Where will I be buried? Will my no-good wife and ingrate children have …