In honor of Labor Day, we will not be having you’re regularly scheduled Monday update. Instead you get this excuse of a post to mostly fill the area where a real update would go. Don’t be fooled, though! I can assure you that this right here is no ordinary update. I can absolutely tell you that virtually no effort or thought is going into what you’re reading right here. And while you may argue that you just sort of figured that most of this site was founded on that very principle (A fine argument, btw), it must be noted that this update is even less thought out than the rest of the things on here.

That’s not to say we don’t have things coming down the line. Including an amazing October filled with all the bullshit Halloween stuff from the past, and a bunch of new stuff I’ve been dying to get on here all year long. So enjoy Labor Day! Or, if you actually have to work on Labor Day, don’t feel bad about cursing the masses all day long. We understand. We may even let you smell the grilled hamburger smell off our hands if you look miserable enough.