Alright, we’ve got a Homeless Bidoof. This fine fellow stands roughly 2 inches tall, and weighs a few ounces. Bidoof has fallen on rough times, and has sunk to the point that no Pokemon ever wants to get to; Giving blowjobs* just to get by. It is a sad tale, brought to life in this fine figurine for all to gaze upon in pity. Supply is limited, so get it while you can. Or at least until the cease and desist letters from Nintendo arrive.

Bidoof here costs $5 plus $2 shipping in the continental US. The default option is regular shipping (which I believe is 3-5 days) via USPS, and will be shipped out the day of or after purchase. Email nslick@gmail.com for info on shipping overseas or overnight.

Created by MaryKate, leading authority of Homeless Pokemon Clay Figurines.

*Does not actually give blowjobs.

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