This Week’s “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” News Story
Submitted by Jeremy on Friday, 3 July 2009One Comment
Brothers in armlocks Alberto and Alejandro Pérez Jiménez were found dead in a hotel room after being drugged and robbed.
The women who spiked the twins’ drinks are thought to be members of an organised crime gang who pose as prostitutes to attract victims.
They normally just knock out their victims but the dose proved too much for Alberto – aka ‘La Parkita’ (Little Death) and Alejandro – aka ‘Espectrito II’.
Billy: what a way to go
Jeremy: the string of high profile deaths continue
Billy: Yes.
Billy: It won’t stop
Billy: Though this was a bit SMALLer in scale
Jeremy: a deft low blow
Billy: Yes, it was little of me.
But who will mourn for little Alberto?
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