Yesterday we got our first look at a “Teen Baby”. If you missed out on the first part of that gem of an interview, I suggest you click here to check it out. Otherwise, it’s time to delve into part two, where we will look at how someone can validate such a lifestyle. We’ll also meet a new teen baby friend, who turns out to not only be a teen baby, but also a suicidal goth. Which somehow creates a black hole of whininess that I don’t think will ever be recreated in modern times again. So without further ado, I present the Teen Baby Interviews Part 2:

Self-Validation Ahoy!

“DarkAngel” (11:53:01 PM): and I do have a life btw

octocakes (11:53:15 PM): A step up from most of us!

“DarkAngel” (11:53:30 PM): I have a job, and i do other things besides this, but its basically all i look at online

octocakes (11:54:06 PM): That’s like me, except no job or school… And this omgjeremy thing is all I seem to do.

“DarkAngel” (11:54:40 PM): ive beenaware and been in this online community since I discovered it at age 12

octocakes (11:54:51 PM): Gasp!

“DarkAngel” (11:55:12 PM): yeah I have much expweience

octocakes (11:55:23 PM): A young baby tyke.

“DarkAngel” (12:24:10 AM): any thing else ya wanna know?

octocakes (12:24:50 AM): No, I think this may have solved everything. You will probably be having your interview posted next update.What would you like your alias to be? Or would you rather me leave your sn as is, so that the disgusted masses can contact you all at once?

“DarkAngel” (12:25:53 AM): cool, use DarkAngel, thats my alis in the community

octocakes (12:27:04 AM): Nice doing business with you.

“DarkAngel” (12:27:27 AM): u too, feel free to ask more at any time, im almost always online

octocakes (12:27:34 AM): I will keep that in mind.

“DarkAngel” (12:28:00 AM): cya later, im looking foward to my 15mins of fame lol

octocakes (12:28:12 AM): haha! And you shall have it! As much as a site like ours could possibly provide.

“DarkAngel” (12:28:44 AM): ill keep ot saved and send it too friends

octocakes (12:29:27 AM): Ciao, teen baby.

“DarkAngel” (12:29:45 AM): see ya, hope u have been enlightened

octocakes (12:30:06 AM): Yes, you too.

Then The Really Funny Thing Happened, I Promise

You see, after that two hour long chunk of HARROWING DOOM, I was tired, exhausted, and a little afraid. To get my mind off of it, I decided to start working on the editing for this thing you are reading right now. Almost as soon as I started my work, of course, I got another random message… FROM ANOTHER TEEN BABY!

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:27:03 AM): hello

octocakes (1:27:11 AM): hello

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:27:25 AM): i’m a teen baby, but it looks like my friend beat me to it lol

octocakes (1:27:55 AM): it’s turning into Teen Baby Day on this screen name

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:28:00 AM): lol

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:28:07 AM): how many so far?

octocakes (1:28:27 AM): well, two. but that is two more than ever before

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:28:33 AM): lol

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:28:48 AM): technically its turning into a one a day plan

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:28:49 AM): lol

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:29:30 AM): You really picked the worst AB site around

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:29:33 AM): lol

octocakes (1:30:00 AM): lol i probably did. which was the point, kind of. we recognized it’s true awfulness, on many levels lol

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:30:11 AM): lol

I had all of the material I could ever possibly want on the subject, so I tried to steer him away from the teen baby talk. The conversation I got was golden, however, which is what I had expected from the very first few lines he typed at me. Read on.

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:37:44 AM): luckily no preps go on your site they never pick up on the signs and if they aren’t introduced to infantism will never incase you haven’t figured out i’m not a prep those evil little things

octocakes (1:38:44 AM): dude! preps suck!

octocakes (1:48:41 AM): i think you should tell me more

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:41:44 AM): I’m a goth

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:43:50 AM): my life pretty much sucks

octocakes (1:44:13 AM): there there

“AnotherTeenBaby” (1:44:17 AM): lol i’ve got scars to prove it. if you would like to know a little more about my life you would be surprised, or maybe not

He then went on to speak of his many suicide attempts. I will spare you the details, as this is supposed to be a humor article. Although much of this content isn’t exactly high comedy… OR IS IT?

“AnotherTeenBaby” (2:06:36 AM): then i threw up blood and was rushed to the hospital where I waited 6 hours and my appendix burst and I almost died

octocakes (2:07:55 AM): wow!

“AnotherTeenBaby” (2:08:05 AM): that sucked that made me go through some really tough times. a little after that i discovered infantism. i am way happier. and it fixed some mental problems to say the least

octocakes (2:10:38 AM): so it seems

“AnotherTeenBaby” (2:16:04 AM): lol

“AnotherTeenBaby” (2:12:41 AM): i tried to hang my-self with my belt and it snapped and i landed on a fork

octocakes (2:13:02 AM): that is almost comic material

“AnotherTeenBaby” (2:13:11 AM): and lost a lot of blood and had to go to the hospital where i got a tecnishot or whatever they are called

octocakes (2:13:43 AM): tetnus shots.. heavy duty

“AnotherTeenBaby” (2:13:57 AM): ya

octocakes (2:14:02 AM): why were you hanging yourself over a fork anyway? was it just an errant fork on the floor?

“AnotherTeenBaby” (2:14:44 AM): if i didn’t care if i lived do you think i cared where or how i lived

octocakes (2:14:53 AM): fair enough

“AnotherTeenBaby” (2:15:04 AM): ya

octocakes (2:15:22 AM): i hear rabies shots are more painful

octocakes (2:15:37 AM): it’s good you hadnt tried hanging yourself over a raccoon

In Summary… At Long Last!

What have we learned from this extremely lengthy interview? We have learned that Adult Babies come in many shapes, sizes, and interests. They are not all from just one terrible mold, as was previously thought. We have also learned that Adult Babies can be spoken to about non-Adult Baby topics – for about two minutes at a time before they quickly steer the conversation back to their specialty. We’ve learned that, for some reason, certain people of this persuasion want to be accepted and loved for their differences, and believe that a pretty straightforward interview conducted by me on this site will help their cause. Whether or not this is the case remains to be seen.

And what do I think? Has my opinion been changed at all? No. Infantism is still something I will not understand, but, like before, I don’t really hate this group of people for that. I will never become an Adult Baby, and I will never think it is a symptom of a healthy life or mind. This interview has only changed my life in the way that I can now boast that I have spoken to more than one person in the Infantism Fetish, except I would never, ever boast about that.