The Set Up

The other OMGWriters will agree with me when I say that one of the terrible perks and awful consequences of writing articles for this website is the fact that many, many strangers will start talking to you if you have made yourself possible to contact. I, somewhat foolishly, have had my AOL Instant Messenger screen name public for some time now. Unwittingly, I have set myself up for the article you are looking at now. That’s right, the very first OMGJeremy Exclusive Interview!

See, I was sitting here innocently enough when a new person sent me what those in the business refer to as an “Instant Message.” This is a somewhat ordinary occurence for me. I always proceed with caution, as my parents taught me. Here is how things started (I’ve changed his name in an act of compassion):

“DarkAngel” (10:39:19 PM): hello

octocakes (10:39:27 PM): Hi.

“DarkAngel” (10:39:53 PM): (link edited out) look familiar?

octocakes (10:41:58 PM): I think I remember that!

“DarkAngel” (10:42:23 PM): u certainly have an opinion on that subject

octocakes (10:42:37 PM): Well, it just seems that way.

At this point, I was figuring that “DarkAngel” was actually the owner of the website I had aborted, www.dpf.com – so I was expecting a hyper-sensitive adult baby crying about the imminent lawsuit. I’ll be honest, I was very wary. But no! Much to my relief, and then eventual concern, this stranger was a Teen Baby!

After a few minutes, I realized that this kid was interested in talking about his strange interest. Indeed, he practically insisted. It was fairly obvious that some kind God of Fate decided to throw good article material directly at me. Material that pretty much wrote itself. And who am I to turn away such a bounty?

Harvesting the Goods, or in this Case, the TERRORS

“DarkAngel” (10:53:59 PM): we arent babies in the conventional sense, we can snap out of babyishness if u ask us

octocakes (10:54:41 PM): That’s a relief. But I guess, if you couldn’t, the adult baby scene would be very, very noticable.

“DarkAngel” (10:55:43 PM): thats reffered to as the Black hole of Infantism(adultbabys), we try not to get too far into it, cause we need to be able to go to school and work the next day

octocakes (10:56:55 PM): When I think of adults who act like babies, I think of the adults who can’t help but act like babies: the retarded. And I have mixed emotions. The biggest emotion being confusion.

“DarkAngel” (10:57:08 PM): thats normal

octocakes (10:57:08 PM): Tell me, teen baby, what do you like about it?

“DarkAngel” (10:59:08 PM): I dont remeber much from my childhood, being held or cared for(I was hugged last by mom my at age 8, and have never recived comfort from another female(hugging and such) within 4 years of my age in my whle life, and diapers are just very comfortable, it provides an escape where i dont have to be grown up, I can sit in my room with my paci and botle and stuffed animal and cry or be happy without critism

octocakes (10:59:53 PM): How old are you right now?

“DarkAngel” (10:59:59 PM): 17

octocakes (11:00:43 PM): Do you actually *use* the diapers, or just wear them?

“DarkAngel” (11:01:15 PM): use them, wet all the time, and mess them very rarely. that may seem sick to u

octocakes (11:02:25 PM): Well, I am one of those people who values my time spent being toilet trained.

“DarkAngel”: i am toilet trained – i dont wear to school or iin public

octocakes (11:04:00 PM): Yes, but I value what I learned. I had this really big boost of happiness when I got out of the diapers. I bought into the I’m A Big Kid Now mentality. Perhaps commercials and marketing are to blame. Those cursed Pull Ups!

“DarkAngel” (11:05:07 PM): me too, but when I was 4, I saw a diaper ad on Tv and I saw the kid and how happy he was, and how free he was and it was just like “why not me?” and I have wanted to wear diapers ever since

That was when I realized that this was possibly the strangest conversation I’d had in a while, and that last comment was easily the greatest thought ever uttered to me over AIM. Isn’t the world magical?

The Conversation Wears On As I Discover Mundane Details

“DarkAngel” (11:05:53 PM): i have been wearing for 7 months, I bought my first pack in secret, then I had to tell my mom, and she was ok with it

octocakes (11:06:23 PM): Your mom must be an interesting woman.

“DarkAngel” (11:06:36 PM): she thinks im nuts and thinks I will grow out of it, but is half way supportive one

octocakes (11:06:50 PM): Do any of your friends know?

“DarkAngel” (11:06:52 PM): yes, one

octocakes (11:07:13 PM): Tell me about this friend.

“DarkAngel” (11:08:07 PM): he is a right wing christian extremeist who looked in my history, and saw it and thinks I will burn in hell

octocakes (11:09:03 PM): Where exactly do you live? ( I apologize for almost being like LOL ASL WTF?!1 but I actually feel like I need to know basic stats like that to understand the Real Deal).

“DarkAngel” (11:09:33 PM): i live in georgia

octocakes (11:10:28 PM): In a rural area? Is it all Bible Belty? That is unfortunate about your friend.

“DarkAngel” (11:10:47 PM): my friend is a jesus freak. I live in the suburbs, and GA isnt the bible belt, thats out in the midwest. i havent been to church sincee easter

octocakes (11:12:17 PM): And I havent been to church since I was 4!

octocakes (11:12:20 PM): *struts*

“DarkAngel” (11:12:23 PM): ah

octocakes (11:12:24 PM): But enough about me. This is all you today.

OMG The Interview Begins!

This is when the idea finally took shape. This is where you, dear reader, will get to read pro-Adult Baby mutterings. You will, of course, still draw your own conclusions as you always do when you read justifications and explanations of uncommon behavior. But it’s still good for a laugh!

“DarkAngel” (11:12:41 PM): well, ask questions, and I shall answer

octocakes (11:13:07 PM): This interview is so spontaneous, I didnt have time to arrange my notecards.

“DarkAngel” (11:13:34 PM): i know, I was hoping to get u to be somewhat interested

octocakes (11:13:40 PM): Plus, this is my very first interview ever. Well, I was interested enough to write an article on it, but not interested in the “Gee I too want to be a baby” way. More like interested in the “OMG! ADULT BABIES LOL!” kind of way.

“DarkAngel” (11:14:36 PM): well, what would u like to know……family, friends, height weight? most people are completely disgusted and i dont know why to be honest. this is my freedom, it was like genetic

octocakes (11:16:43 PM): Don’t get me wrong! There is disgust in me, but it’s like 3 parts disgust, 28 parts confusion, 9 parts interest, and 90 parts journalistic nuetrality.*

* I may have made that up.

octocakes (11:16:56 PM):  So you feel that Adult Babyism may be hereditary in a way? Like homosexuality, you are born with the predisposition? I am going to write a science report! The world will quake under the mighty weight of my findings!

“DarkAngel” (11:17:48 PM): there are many of them already. one guy even went to a professional mommy, and spent a day asa baby

octocakes (11:18:08 PM): I have not read them :’(

octocakes (11:19:58 PM): Well, I may understand them already, but the disgust, confusion, and interest are all there. Remaining. Unchanged. I believe I touched on them earlier. Actually the article is pretty much my entire thought process on the entire deal. I just view adult babies as I view most fetishists. Oh wait, you do get jollies out of it, right? You arent like those furries who claim that furrism* is not sexual in nature, just an empathy with animals.

“DarkAngel” (11:19:22 PM): but what parts disgust, interest and confuse u? I can answer them

* furrism being another new word, probably.

The Baby Mind is Revealed For All to Gawk At!

“DarkAngel” (11:21:44 PM): yeah I do, but i could get off to 2 fine ass lesbians dyking out too

octocakes (11:22:59 PM): What do you think of the people enjoying the Mommy/Daddy roles? You are into it as a twist in the S&M scene, yes?

“DarkAngel” (11:23:27 PM): no

octocakes (11:23:29 PM): I’m assuming there are different levels of being into it among adult babies

“DarkAngel” (11:23:40 PM): I cant stand pain or punishment. i want a mommy that will love me so bad its not even funny. i hate pain, and I have a severe phobia of spanking or any other corpral punishment. tothe point where if u tried id have my knife at your throat or any other blunt object that was laying around. i just want to be loved and cuddled and changed, and bathed, no punishment a sad or stern look from somoen will have me begging forgiveness

octocakes (11:27:23 PM): What are the other kinds of adult babies? Like, what are the.. genres.. should I call them? I hate getting educational sounding like this.

“DarkAngel” (11:27:32 PM): well….. there are Teen babys like myself….. there are just diaper lovers, who dont wanna be a baby, they just “get the jollies”fromjust wearing diapers and there are sissy babys who are men that like to dressup like baby gils, with rhumba panties and dresses and such. and there are many other variations of those 4 – to each there own

octocakes (11:30:01 PM): What do you think of the other fetishes? Are there any others you like?

“DarkAngel” (11:30:30 PM): not on your site

octocakes (11:30:52 PM): You didn’t like the Nipplectomy? Man, you’re CRAZY!!!!

“DarkAngel” (11:31:01 PM): I wouldnt mind breast feeding, that goes hand in hand with mine

octocakes (11:31:55 PM): Okay, there was a part of disgust that lodged itself in my throat just then. Breastfeeding: ewwww!

“DarkAngel” (11:32:06 PM): that would be cool. a loving mommy that would feed u from her breast, thats the ultimate loving bond, it goes hand in hand with being a baby

octocakes (11:33:36 PM): The idea of milk coming out of a human breast is one of those things that makes me strangely squeamish. Like seeing a thousand centipedes suddenly pouring out of your best friend’s eyes. Just the same feeling, really.

“DarkAngel” (11:33:54 PM): u could always use a bottle, but the breast feeding would be nice. its only an advantage, its not a requirement. breastfeeding as a fetish is just too sexual, I have seen vids, its very unappealing, but as a baby, its like life blood and a very strong bond. i would love to be held in a womans arms and feel her warmth and love and to be able to get closer and get fed at the same time would be heaven, but i have heard it tastes like shit. but i dont know. i know formula does, its repulsive

The Sad Truth Emerges Somewhere In This Section

“DarkAngel” (11:40:41 PM): i dont know what my life would be like without this. i wouldnt trade it for anything tho, it provides an escape and diapers cost less than ciggaretts and dont cause cancer

octocakes (11:41:28 PM): And are less harmful to others… SIDESTREAM DIAPER GUNK? NO WAY!

“DarkAngel” (11:49:47 PM): nah, if I wanna go to a party I know wher to lookl

“DarkAngel” (11:42:04 PM): the only side effect is possible loss of bladder control if u wear 24/7 for a year ormore

octocakes (11:42:32 PM): Oh, my god!

“DarkAngel” (11:42:56 PM): eventually u just dont feel it anymore. but it can be reversed, by re potty training

octocakes (11:44:41 PM): I dunno…Potty training is pretty tough the first time. Have you ever met any other real adult babies?

“DarkAngel” (11:45:06 PM): in real, life, or online?

octocakes (11:45:32 PM): Real life. I mean, Jesus! Online, I’ve run into everything and I dont even mean to. I expect if I looked for it, it would present itself tenfold. I must now give thanks to omgjeremy.com for making this all possible.

“DarkAngel” (11:46:28 PM): not yet, but i have a group of friends on the eastern seaboard that I will meet within the next few years. i have met hundreds online, but IRl i will only meet a few

octocakes (11:49:10 PM): Go to one of those hotel parties of doom I’ve seen mentioned.

Attention, sleepy readers! Did you see that? If ever you would like to attend a real life adult baby shindig.. And not one of those Awful Creepy Kinds… Just ask our new friend, “DarkAngel.” He’s got the dirt on where all of the best parties in the fetish happen. My only regret is that my mind was so busy spinning with the night’s events, that I forgot to ask what kind of party he would deign to attend.

That’s all I think you can handle for today, dear readers! Come back tomorrow for tons of self-validation, and a special appearance by a suicidal goth teen baby!