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Quick List: Michael Jackson Video Countdown
Tuesday, 30 Jun, 2009 – 10:04 | 5 Comments
Quick List: Michael Jackson Video Countdown

Like the rest of the world, we good people of OMGJ were shocked to the core at the passing of Michael Jackson.  We have thrown away all of our projects, we have turned a blind …

A Retrospective On Blue’s Clues
Monday, 29 Jun, 2009 – 10:10 | 8 Comments
A Retrospective On Blue’s Clues

Amanda takes a detailed and slightly frightening look back at one of the finest children’s shows ever created with the hope that Steve Burns will find it and marry her.

The Best English On The Worst Toy Ever
Monday, 29 Jun, 2009 – 10:05 | 2 Comments
The Best English On The Worst Toy Ever

During my time in the retail world, I’d have to say the strangest store I’ve worked at would be Another Universe. For a while, it seemed all we stocked was polystyrene statues of Pirates, Skeletons, …

Comic: Mandy’s Disgusting Day
Friday, 26 Jun, 2009 – 17:08 | No Comment
Comic: Mandy’s Disgusting Day

In honor of Mandy beating out the rest of America to be Legoland’s newest Master Builder, we take a look back at her more humble days.

Spend The Weekend With Billy: Sex And Potato Bakes
Friday, 26 Jun, 2009 – 17:00 | 20 Comments
Spend The Weekend With Billy: Sex And Potato Bakes

There Goes the Neighborhood
So, we have now met both of our upstairs neighbors.
We met the woman who lives up there pretty soon after moving in.  The usual not-quite-right but not insane sort of girl that …

Lego Land Will Never Be The Same
Friday, 26 Jun, 2009 – 14:54 | 4 Comments
Lego Land Will Never Be The Same

A brief shoutout and congratulaions to our good friend Mandy, who just beat out most of the nation to land a job as Master Builder at Lego Land in San Diego:
The Model Builder Search began …

Humpday Gaming: NES Pro Wrestling
Wednesday, 24 Jun, 2009 – 10:00 | 2 Comments
Humpday Gaming: NES Pro Wrestling

There have only been a few notable saviors in the history of the world. Jesus and Chris Jericho come to mind. But sandwiched inbetween Big J and Y2J, the NES wrestling scene found …

Modern Gaming’s Ugliest Consoles
Wednesday, 24 Jun, 2009 – 10:00 | 5 Comments
Modern Gaming’s Ugliest Consoles

Think you got it bad with an ugly old Xbox 360? Things have been a hell of a lot worse. So sit back and take a trip back in time to see modern gamings worst design offenses.