In what has to be this week’s single best purchasable item on the Internet, the Masturbating Dinosaur wall plaque is here to tell any guest that comes in your house; “Yes, I have a plaque of a dinosaur masturbating on my wall, and I don’t give a shit”. Imagine the excitement of your soon-to-be distant friends, as you excitedly invite them over to see their faces form into a stoic/concerned look when they see a bright orange dinosaur with gallons of cum streaming from it’s dino junk hanging on your wall. It will totally be worth it when you convince them to let you out of the 24 hour suicide watch ward.

How could it get any better? How about the best description EVER for a product:

this naughty little dino was captured right at the point of climax and mounted on a plaque that is ready for hanging on the wall

it is approx 3.5″wide and 5″ tall the one shown is in a shiny yummy orange

naughty dino

PLEASE NOTE:

all naughty self pleasuring dino plaques will be different, i use different dinos so you may or may not get the exact species shown in the photo all will be naughty and you can request a color

if you do not request a color i will choose for you

IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR DINO”S ASS mounted on a plaque to match please send an extra $10 to your order 

That’s right, not only can I get a day-glo dinosaur whacking his firetruck-sized junk, but I can also get it’s ASS on a plaque, too. Now I want you to step back for just a minute, and imagine your life ten years ago. Imagine where you were then. Did you ever, EVER once think that in your lifetime at that point, that you would ever be able to purchase what you see above? Or the fact that it would even exist on our plane of reality?

This…THIS is why I love the Internet.

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