Submitted by K’

Are you hoping your child will grow up to be the most famous Christian blues artist of all time? Well, look no further! Your starter kit (suit and crippling depression not included) is right here! Here we have a harmonica that is SURE to inspire the kids to play. With its high quality wooden form, and ability to play 4, COUNT THEM, 4 NOTES, your child’s first concert may happen the minute they open the box! That is, of course, until you get tired of the horrible, horrible playing for the lord that your kid is doing, and take it away from them, and throw it into the trash can (for the lord, of course.)

And, as a special extra added bonus, this item comes direct to you from the Oriental Trading Company! That’s right folks, your harmonica was expertly crafted by those Godless heathen four year-olds over in Chinaland. Rest assured that pain and suffering of a non-believer went into each and every order you make! That’s what they get for having the wrong religion, right? In fact, if you buy enough, they might even convert.

Buy them by the gross for Jesus!