Articles Archive for May 2009
Submitted by Holly
It is almost criminal to choose one piece of crap from this collection, as it contains such a world of hurt as a group. However, there is one stream of tackorama on this …
Submitted by MysteriousPepito
Remember the magic of Colorforms? Remember taking out your first nylon-ish efigee of some Sesame Street character or a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and trying to place it in a scene in such …
I have been drowning myself in video games, lately. This is quite unusual as I generally try to avoid them. Modern video games tend to nauseate me with the way they move, even the good …
Take a look at the tools you need to make your very own terrible NES game. Why would you want to make a terrible NES game in 2009? To torment us.
Well, well, well. I think we can all agree that this is just the most darling little stuffed monkey we have ever had the pleasure to gaze upon. It is so colorful and wacky, with …
Every little girl loves ponies to a certain extent. Especially those damn My Little Ponies. Many a young girl spent hours grooming and…grooming their little plastic multi-colored ponies. I know I did. But there was …
Submitted by K’
Are you hoping your child will grow up to be the most famous Christian blues artist of all time? Well, look no further! Your starter kit (suit and crippling depression not included) is …
Those Christians are many things. Some of them are very self-righteous and will not rest until the rest of us heathens are converted or sent to Hell. Others are peaceful and kind and sort of …
