Ever eaten something and thought to yourself  ”Oh how good” and “Oh how bad” at the same time? I just did, and I’m a bit worried as I type this.

My grandmother often brings down food-stuffs when she comes to visit. I have to admit she brings some mighty fine stuff…manwich, chicken (in various forms), snacks…a visit from her is like a short trip to the grocery store in which you only pick up things you do not need. Anyway this last visit she brought over some Hamburger Helper. It had just been cooked earlier that day, and I must say it smelled quite nice.

So the next night I eat a large bowl of it, and it was good. Today, only about 30 minutes ago, I set out to finish the container. I noticed while scooping it out and into a regular bowl that it had a bit of that white lard-ish looking stuff that you often see if you leave a pan of grease sitting long enough. I did what I could, spooning most of it out of the bowl and just hoping the microwave would radiate the rest of it into nothing.

I sat down, and after noticing no solid bits of white in the food, began to eat. It tasted great, for the most part. But it seemed on occasion I would take bites that had an odd taste, and then a couple of bites that just didn’t sit well with me. At the same time I had running in my head that this food was great, and that this food was a little off. I continued to finish it, as the good-tasting bites by far were more common than those that brought question.

So I finished it about 10 minutes ago, and I sit here now. This is when the game begins. The after-taste was not very flattering, and I am wondering if this food will cause an uproar in my insides soon.

A few more minutes have passed, and nothing.

I will stop typing now, because really it won’t be interesting unless I shit.

EDIT: I shit two days later.