Does the idea of jumping rope cause you to lie on the floor in despair and woe at the sheer complexity that jumping rope brings with it? Think you have what it takes to set …

In keeping with my recent fascination with insane medical conditions and treatments comes what has to be THE worst thing I have ever heard of. Yes, even worse than the tobacco smoke enema. Think it …

For all the various groups that have been screaming for attention in the last five or so years, like the goths, the anime kids, and even the damn furries, few have been as vocal, or numerous, as the emo crowd. Represented by virtually your basic teen and College student everywhere, emo kids are easily identified as the people you will most likely mistake as a depressed homeless person.

So a friend of mine messaged me the other day telling me I should review this horrible hentai movie she watched while drunk. I immediately said no and tried to change the subject to something about kittens driving cars. She persisted though, and mentioned that I should review this for three very good reasons…

Tired of your stupid-assed newborn not having the hair you think it should have by now? Tired of bringing it’s horrific, potato-like visage into public without a proper hair style? God, me too. Thank Jesus …

Amanda creates a heart-warming story about a mad man in a zoot suit. Filled with terror, giant birds, internal organs, and a zoot suit so large it will make your cat hide under the sofa for days. It’s the feel good story of this week.

So the Internet is currently collapsing in on itself once again in a bid for everyone to get their shitty April Fools joke on it. We won’t be doing that today, but we do have …