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Make Your Life More Quantumy With Quantum Jumping
Friday, 24 Apr, 2009 – 6:35 | 3 Comments
Make Your Life More Quantumy With Quantum Jumping

Sometimes it’s really hard to imagine the kind of person that buys a certain product. I mean, even for things like that awful jump rope that isn’t really a jump rope, you can sorta see …

A Look Into the Dark, Depraved World of Breakfast Cereals
Wednesday, 22 Apr, 2009 – 7:17 | 2 Comments
A Look Into the Dark, Depraved World of Breakfast Cereals

I don’t really know how to put this, so I’ll just come out and say it. Cereal commercials are truly fashioned after drug addictions. Wait, have I been saying that the entire time already? It doesn’t matter – because it’s TRUE and I can’t overstate it enough

A Sound Idea: Pillow Cases To Slow You Down And Make You Vomit On Your Partner
Tuesday, 21 Apr, 2009 – 7:39 | 2 Comments
A Sound Idea: Pillow Cases To Slow You Down And Make You Vomit On Your Partner

I know this is a common complaint amongst some girls, but I’m not sure if this is the route to take to solve it. What you see to the left is a pillow case featuring …

Make Yourself Complacent By Watching These Kittens Violently Attack A Box
Monday, 20 Apr, 2009 – 8:09 | 2 Comments
Make Yourself Complacent By Watching These Kittens Violently Attack A Box

So what do you do on a shitty, rainy, Monday morning? You watch kittens fuck up your box.

Oddities and Mysteries
Monday, 20 Apr, 2009 – 7:51 | One Comment
Oddities and Mysteries

I, personally, am a huge fan of things that are considered “oddities”. Things that have no real place in any category. Something that can’t be classified as normal, but at the same time can’t be denied for what it is. You simply have to look at it, tilt your head, and say “Man, that’s really fucked up”. Here’s a few I recently discovered.

Hentai Review: Magical Twighlight
Saturday, 18 Apr, 2009 – 14:25 | 8 Comments
Hentai Review: Magical Twighlight

I had no idea the life of a witch was so interesting. All these years I have been led to believe that the life of a witch basically consisted of them sitting in a dark cave, plotting evil schemes against the horrified Christian townsfolk, turning people into frogs, and looking really old and scary. Turns Out it’s not like that at ALL.

Waiting To See What Develops
Thursday, 16 Apr, 2009 – 8:55 | 6 Comments
Waiting To See What Develops

Ever eaten something and thought to yourself  ”Oh how good” and “Oh how bad” at the same time? I just did, and I’m a bit worried as I type this.
My grandmother often brings down food-stuffs …

OMGJ Literary Corner Presents: Pre-Teen Horse Fiction EXPOSED
Thursday, 16 Apr, 2009 – 7:48 | 15 Comments
OMGJ Literary Corner Presents: Pre-Teen Horse Fiction EXPOSED

Equine literature aimed at children is a very strange genre of fiction. Mostly meant to entertain “horse crazy” little girls, the books I have read have either been about: young girls just like the readers who enjoy being around horses and those girls’ antics in and around a stable where they learn about horses and riding, laugh with each other, and love. This is dedicated to all of them.