Sometimes it’s really hard to imagine the kind of person that buys a certain product. I mean, even for things like that awful jump rope that isn’t really a jump rope, you can sorta see the desperate person sitting in their trailer that would rise up and proclaim that a product they would want. Other things though, it’s really, really hard to understand just WHO your product would ever be for. Take for instance today’s brain anomaly; Quantum Jumping.

What is quantum jumping? Well, this takes the completely unproven idea that there are multiple versions of our universe running side by side, with each being slightly different. In one universe, you may have taken a totally different path and learned a whole new set of skills. Skills that may be far better than your current best skill of knowing which breakfast cereals mix together best. The idea with quantum jumping is that you can jump from this reality to the other, learn those skills Matrix style, then hop back. Sound like a good plan?  Congratulations! You’re insane!

And just who is the man that will teach you this amazing feat that even the best quantum physicists would cream themselves to even be able to prove a fraction of this man’s claims? 

My name is Burt Goldman, and I’m a personal development guru.

Wait, what?

personal development guru.

Okay, shows over. If you’re dumb enough to believe anyone that calls themselves a personal development guru, then I now know  exactly who would buy this product:

Morons.

http://www.quantumjumping.com/