I know this is a common complaint amongst some girls, but I’m not sure if this is the route to take to solve it. What you see to the left is a pillow case featuring the visage of the most horrific late night bar room whore you could ever imagine printed on it. You know, the kind of woman you see with a leg wrapped around some equally nasty trucker, while putting down cigarettes and cheap beer at a rate that would kill most normal humans. Oh, and she’s also winking at you while she somehow manages the herculean task of looking even less attractive as she blows out cigarette smoke and belches at the same time. Now imagine seeing that right next to your girlfriend every time you have sex.

I don’t know about most guys, but if this was laying next to my girlfriend while I was doing anything to her, I’d probably be so turned off that I’d never be able to go through with it. All I’d be able to see would be that hideous sea monster corpse that has somehow beached itself on my bed. I mean look at that. There’s also one for the girls, but it’s far more comedic than what us guys get here, which is the eternal imprint of her ghoulish face every time we get an erection.

This won’t help men last longer. This will just make us want to fuck you on the kitchen table instead, where you should be having sex anyway.

http://www.popgive.com/2008/11/durex-performa-stamina-pillow.html