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Tired Of Cleaning Dog Hair? How About Wearing It?
Thursday, 30 Apr, 2009 – 14:10 | No Comment
Tired Of Cleaning Dog Hair? How About Wearing It?

I will readily admit that I often wear my cat’s hair, but it’s certainly not on purpose. It’s just that my cat has the uncanny ability to shed her weight in fur wherever he lays …

Guide to Ninja Survival
Wednesday, 29 Apr, 2009 – 8:43 | No Comment
Guide to Ninja Survival

Listen close. The following will save your putrid, unwashed skin. Ninjas are the unparalleled masters of all forms of the martial arts. They can stick to walls, and possess strange, shadowy magic that can render their black, shadowy forms invisible. Learn to survive it inside.

Up For A Monkey Buffet? How About Camel Wrestling? The World’s Weirdest Festivals
Tuesday, 28 Apr, 2009 – 12:35 | No Comment
Up For A Monkey Buffet? How About Camel Wrestling? The World’s Weirdest Festivals

We love us some festivals around here. There really isn’t anything quite like a good festival, as no one event on Earth combines 70s cover bands, stank hillbillies, and elephant ears better than they often …

Let’s Take A Look At Some Terrible Game Advertisements
Monday, 27 Apr, 2009 – 12:00 | 5 Comments
Let’s Take A Look At Some Terrible Game Advertisements

Take a trip back in time and see some of the worst magazine ads for games you’ve ever seen.

Sega Asks Us If We Are 32Xing. We Say No
Monday, 27 Apr, 2009 – 12:00 | One Comment
Sega Asks Us If We Are 32Xing. We Say No

The 32x was an abysmal failure for Sega, and possibly the most high profile game console…thing to ever fail on such a grand scale. At the end of it’s half a year life cycle, the …

Comic: My Big Misadventure With Canned Fish
Saturday, 25 Apr, 2009 – 6:18 | No Comment
Comic: My Big Misadventure With Canned Fish

Ever eat expired canned fish? Here’s a helpful hint: Don’t. Find out why in this weekend’s comic.

Spend the Weekend With Billy: Wet Towels and Achievements
Saturday, 25 Apr, 2009 – 6:17 | 9 Comments
Spend the Weekend With Billy: Wet Towels and Achievements

Jeremy told me to write up a regular piece that will show up every weekend.  I said yes, thinking of how simple it would be to just knock it out early on in the week …

The Eight Layers of Hell: Furcadia
Friday, 24 Apr, 2009 – 9:45 | 10 Comments
The Eight Layers of Hell: Furcadia

“What is it?” you’re probably asking as you close the door and open a new browser window. Why It’s none other than Furcadia – an online game that lets you take on the role of an animal and interact with others in a series of dream worlds. Sound hot? Oh man, just wait.