When the South Rises, We’re All Fucked: The Turtleman
Submitted by Jeremy on Thursday, 26 March 20097 Comments
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Think the south fucks around? How about a toothless hillbilly that scours a swamp bed and catches turtles with his bare hands? And even that doesn’t come close to describing this guy. The Turtleman here is five minutes of pure terror, because you suddenly realize that when the south rises again, this guy is coming after you.
Yes, my Northern friends. Does it scare you thinking that this man may be busting into your favorite Starbucks, looking for blood?
[...] go through. Well, the ones that never wanted the attention in the first place. Somehow I doubt Turtleman would give a shit if he were endlessly laughed at. Share This [...]
I’m never swimming again
I’d marry him. That is true talent
People like that really exist? The south can have him
Or maybe he will be having YOU!
So this is what women go for. Figures
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