What It Looks Like:
There was this old Cinemax horror movie that would always come on at like 3AM in the morning, and at one point a pile of turd mutated itself into a monster  and killed some guy. This is infinitely worse. WHY DOES HE HAVE LIPS?

Ugliness Factor:
What is up with these community games and not being able to produce something that doesn’t look like a 200×200 image blown up eight times that size, and then used the Photoshop blur effect at least ten times on it afterward? Also Garrett himself…oh Jesus.

Positives That Can Be Learned From:
I have a newfound respect for that horrible movie. At least they produced a mutant turd that  didn’t make me feel sorry for it.

Fields

What It Looks Like:
Someone must have been extra proud of their generic in-game military man model, because we get it in super giant nightmarish size all over the front of the box. There is also a field behind him, which may have something to do with the title, which is WHOOOAA! IT’S ALL BLURRY! Ugh.

Ugliness Factor:
Soldiers aren’t really supposed to be pretty, but this guy apparently got beat by the ugly stick his entire life while getting a side of bleach poured on his face at the same time. Despite his nightmarish grill, the model itself seems to be made with approximately seven polygons – all of which somehow make him look completely malnourished. And…blocky.

Positives That Can Be learned From:
iD Software needs to check this shit out. I have yet to see a more horrifying looking 3D model in my life, so it would only be fitting if it were running down a hall at me, belching fire and brimstone at my face. I’d piss.

Happy Face!

What It looks Like:

Ugliness Factor:
I think I just had a stroke.

Things That Can be Learned from:
360 Community games was a terrible, terrible idea.