Society is plagued by many evils, apparently. Or at least that’s what “They” say. I believe it is most commonly money which is to blame as being the root of all of that Evilness. This, of course, is a sickening, writhing pile of malarkey, but I’d advise against saying this too loudly. The worst evil? Electricity, of course.

To even try and describe to you the insanity that you’re about to witness is a complete waste of time. Don’t believe me? Okay, see the picture above? Here is the official explanation as to …

I woke up around 12:30 Sunday afternoon. This is out of my normal range of get-up times…it was a late night the night before, so thus the late sleeping. I had a friend over, and …

If you’re young, you’ve only heard talk of them. You hear the quiet whispers in the school hallways, or see a crudely done graffiti tag, or even see a webpage or two on the internet. You bring it up to your parents, and they just nervously laugh and shoo you away, trying hard to busy themselves with whatever they can find close by. They don’t want you to know about it, but you deserve to know!

I went and got an estimate on my car yesterday, to see how much it would be to get the small plastic part along the bottom of the passenger side door, that I ripped the …

I have a friend (though the word friend is probably not even worth using since I haven’t spoken to this person in years) who has apparently died twice…and risen from the grave each single time. …

A lady comes into work tonight and asks if she can make an order for saturday. I reluctantly say yes. I wander over to get the form for her to fill out, and ask for …

Hey everyone, we’ve been given a DVD to give to one of you lucky folks out there. This time we’ve got Spongebob Vs. The Big One, which features seven episodes of everyone’s favorite, nonsensical sponge …