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A Fascinating Look At What Happens To Internet Fads
Monday, 30 Mar, 2009 – 10:34 | 3 Comments
A Fascinating Look At What Happens To Internet Fads

Mike Blount. You may remember him from waaaaay back in 2000. Apparently he became an overnight Internet sensation for making a recording of himself talking to his “future girlfriend” (You can check it out right …

A Look At Early License Misuse: The Real Ghostbusters
Sunday, 29 Mar, 2009 – 15:13 | One Comment
A Look At Early License Misuse: The Real Ghostbusters

Licensing in games has always been viewed as sort of a Holy Grail type of game for Publishers. Not only is it a known entity that requires zero hype just to make people recognize what …

Ugliness Redefined: Community Game Box Art Reviews; Poop Slug Edition
Sunday, 29 Mar, 2009 – 15:02 | One Comment
Ugliness Redefined: Community Game Box Art Reviews; Poop Slug Edition

Garrett the Slug

What It Looks Like:
There was this old Cinemax horror movie that would always come on at like 3AM in the morning, and at one point a pile of turd mutated itself into a …

Generic Toy Hunt
Saturday, 28 Mar, 2009 – 16:56 | 3 Comments
Generic Toy Hunt

Everyone loves generic toys. Well, maybe not, and it’s probably only limited to a few people who need more social skills, but generic toy hunting is always an intriguing, and ultimately educational experience. So come and see what we found.

A Long, Unorganized, and Biased History of Wrestling Games: Part 1
Thursday, 26 Mar, 2009 – 8:05 | 4 Comments
A Long, Unorganized, and Biased History of Wrestling Games: Part 1

Wrestling through the ages. Well, the Atari and NES at least. Take a trip back in time when the most advanced move you could do in a wrestling game was run.

When the South Rises, We’re All Fucked: The Turtleman
Thursday, 26 Mar, 2009 – 7:44 | 7 Comments
When the South Rises, We’re All Fucked: The Turtleman

Think the south fucks around? How about a toothless hillbilly that scours a swamp bed and catches turtles with his bare hands? And even that doesn’t come close to describing this guy. The Turtleman here …

Think Your School Had Cool Shit? How About Uranium Ore?
Wednesday, 25 Mar, 2009 – 7:21 | No Comment
Think Your School Had Cool Shit? How About Uranium Ore?

So most of our schools had some sort of teaching aids for certain subjects. I’m sure we all remember when all the weird displays were pulled out for health class to show us how many …

Eat This And Die
Tuesday, 24 Mar, 2009 – 9:19 | 4 Comments
Eat This And Die

In my new fascination with absolutely insanely unhealthy foods comes this tragedy of human ingenuity; The Fifth Third Burger:
This 1.66 pound piece of gastrointestinal wunder, named after team sponsor 5/3 Bank, costs $20 and feeds …