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The Collector’s Gallery
Thursday, 12 Feb, 2009 – 18:32 | 3 Comments
The Collector’s Gallery

 Hello future patrons of the art world! I welcome you to your newest, and soon-to-be most important hobby: the collection of the fine art. I, William Thackery III, will be your confidante and guide on …

PMS: the Horrible Feminine Vortex of Doom
Thursday, 12 Feb, 2009 – 11:30 | 8 Comments
PMS: the Horrible Feminine Vortex of Doom

Being a girl is one of the best things ever to happen to me. My gender allows me to live in a pink world filled with unicorns, kittens, pillows, sweets, and all manner of nice …

Guide to Fetishes
Thursday, 12 Feb, 2009 – 11:29 | 2 Comments
Guide to Fetishes

All of us have our own kinky things we enjoy in the bedroom, but what happens when those kinks go way, way too far? Or what if you think you may be into something that you’re not sure exists? Find your answer in here.

I’m Sorry, Johnny Rockets Waitress/Waiter
Tuesday, 10 Feb, 2009 – 13:22 | One Comment
I’m Sorry, Johnny Rockets Waitress/Waiter

I don’t know if I have ever felt more sorry for a group of human beings in my life. I’m so sorry, Johnny Rockets waitress/waiter. I’m so sorry to have to watch you do the …

Ex-Human With A Working Brain
Monday, 9 Feb, 2009 – 16:56 | One Comment
Ex-Human With A Working Brain

Apparently the confused Christian kids are still pretty hard up for some sort of hip, edgy way to advertise their faith to God on T-Shirts. Last we saw them, they were all about trying to …

Helping You Through Valentines Day
Sunday, 8 Feb, 2009 – 18:53 | One Comment
Helping You Through Valentines Day

So Valentines Day rises from the depths of the Earth this week for it’s annual reign of terror upon relationships everywhere. The last few years seem to have been worse and worse, though few will …

Valentines Day Letters For That Someone Special
Sunday, 8 Feb, 2009 – 11:05 | One Comment
Valentines Day Letters For That Someone Special

Valentine’s Day is once again upon us, so the seemingly endless stream of nasty-assed Valentine’s candy and a bunch of pink is about to flood our collective senses. I, personally, hate Valentine’s day. Probably because …

Hentai Review: Tokio Private Police
Friday, 6 Feb, 2009 – 11:38 | 11 Comments
Hentai Review: Tokio Private Police

An undersexed girl in a generic sci-fi anime hentai movie? Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Even if you have, we’re gonna look at episode 2 of Tokio Private Police to see just how many sex scenes can be fit into the most generic setting ever.