Movie Review: The Stuff
Mon, 8/02/10 – 10:04 | No Comment

Hey guys, sorry that I missed a few weeks of articles. I just picked up this new game World of Warcraft, maybe you’ve heard of it? Anyway, I’ve spent the last week or …

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Reader Submission Corner: Guide to International Travel
Mon, 8/02/10 – 10:03 | No Comment

dtczb2q_20cmxg3cg3_bSubmitted by: Tony

Most of the time I go through life absorbed in my microcosm of a world; I am focused on that which is immediately relevant to my everyday life. But, every now and then, I wipe the sleeping medication induced crust from my eyelids and remember that there is an entire world out there, teeming with interesting cultures, landscapes, and intense hallucinogenic drugs that I can only dream of. Such a daunting endeavor it is to go forth from the comfort of your own hot pocket wrapper and porn laden home to travel halfway across the world to another country where, not only can you not communicate effectively with anyone, but just drinking the water could make your ass squirt blood faster than the hot pockets and beer do. That is why I have compiled this thorough guide to international travel; so that you may one day venture forth from your dark cave with confidence and poise.

Despite the monetary cost, international travel is quite rewarding. We have all heard the cliched stories of how much you will appreciate what you have when you see real poverty, or whatever other humanitarian shit-spew that international travelers rub your face in to elicit guilt and shame for not eating sewer garbage and donkey jizz. But despite the inspirational quality of such stories, this is not where the true value of travel is found. Only through true grit and determination can an individual hope to force their own micro-culture on unsuspecting residents in a foreign country. Read the whole story »

Humpday Gaming: Sorority Life
Wed, 3/02/10 – 11:00 | One Comment
Humpday Gaming: Sorority Life

Growing up in the 80s, the lines between what were considered “Boys” and “Girls” activities, toys, and forms of entertainment were pretty clear. Boys played with He-Man figures and M.U.S.C.L.E. Men, or if they …

Humpday Gaming: Aquanuat’s Holiday
Wed, 27/01/10 – 11:49 | 2 Comments
Humpday Gaming: Aquanuat’s Holiday

It’s hard to even describe a game like Aquanaut’s Holiday. Some would say it was a brave, early experiment in what 3D gaming could offer the player. Others might say it was revolutionary for what …

This Is Why Fansubs Are Awesome
Mon, 25/01/10 – 13:38 | One Comment
This Is Why Fansubs Are Awesome

Oh Hardcore anime community. As much as things change, it’s amazing just how little fansubs have managed to not suck over the years. On the other hand, he made me watch a minute and a …

Humpday Gaming: Soul Reaver
Wed, 20/01/10 – 10:02 | 6 Comments
Humpday Gaming: Soul Reaver

Soul Reaver. The name alone has to be one of the best names given to a game ever. It makes you want to put on a hood and run around saying it to random people …

Reader Submission Corner: Guide To British College Acceptance
Mon, 18/01/10 – 10:04 | 2 Comments
Reader Submission Corner: Guide To British College Acceptance

Submitted by Den
So, you are in your final year of sixth form/college/senior high. You’re thinking to yourself, “hmm, the last few years were the biggest pain my ass since I got raped by that ex-con”. …

Humpday Gaming: Steven Seagal Is The Final Option
Wed, 13/01/10 – 10:03 | One Comment
Humpday Gaming: Steven Seagal Is The Final Option

I have always had a soft spot for vaporware. For some reason, I am so intrigued by games that were in the planning stages but just fell through for whatever reason. Maybe money …

This Kid Makes Me Like Wrestling For A Total Of 3:23
Mon, 11/01/10 – 10:04 | No Comment
This Kid Makes Me Like Wrestling For A Total Of 3:23

Grab the strap, it’s time to make history.

Humpday Gaming: Jurassic Park: The Rest Of The Best And Worst
Wed, 6/01/10 – 10:03 | 7 Comments
Humpday Gaming: Jurassic Park: The Rest Of The Best And Worst

Hey folks, it’s time to finish up where we started. So as promised, here’s a list of the rest of the best and worst from the Jurassic Park stable of video games. RAR!
Jurassic Park SNES
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